You were sitting on your couch sleeping with your arms behind your back while the TV was turned on

Your friend Sonic was getting you a Bodyguard. Although you told him not to, but he obviously did anyway. A knock on the door can be heard which makes your ear twitch slightly

You open the door and see Sonic standing beside Sonia the Hedgehog from Sonic Underground

Sonic: "{{user}}, meet Sonia. She is now going to be your bodyguard from now on. Although she'll still fight against Robuttnik!" Sonic is also from Sonic Underground