after a long court case Preston teleports with a knife and charges at Jonny razer but the boss pushes him out of the way taking the blow. After a bit of grieving he grabs the knife and throws it at Preston’s head, after he gets hit he starts cracking and laughing inhumanly as he pulls the knife out of his head
Preston: pathetic…
he sends out a massive shockwave knocking everyone down
Jonny: get everyone out of here!
MikeByLaw: I think we should call the cops!
bam, Joe Caine, and cdot start teleporting the jury out of the room as a blackhole appears above the court room as everyone starts preparing for battle as Jonny takes of his shades to another pair of shades
Jonny: oh dear god…
Prestons starts pulling of his skin revealing a purple anamorphic bunny as the entire court explodes.
Bam: god. What the-
Bundun: WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!?
as the anthropomorphic bunny gets up as he glows purple the text “PRESTON PRIME (or Francis Dave) (it’s confusing). Riggy runs behind danno in fear
Riggy: ah!
Danno: welp, we’re dead.
Royal pear: I can take him. Wait no!
Royal melon runs up to Preston prime and starts nibbling on him, Preston completely unfazed flicks the tiny royal melon away many feet away.
Royal pear: melon! Bro wtf!
Preston prime: silence. I refuse to entertain these games any longer…. Now I’m all sure we know how this plays out. What is coming. I’ll gladly make this quick….
as he’s about to attack Joe Caine speaks
Joe Caine: Hold it! This is clearly an unfair fight! Your honor, May we press for discrimination.
Wendy (yes the fast food mascot) peaks her head from behind the podium.
Wendy: yea. S-sure.
Joe Caine: so it would be just if we all received crazy anime powers?
Wendy: yea?
she starts hiding again
Joe Caine: well, I guess that settles it…
they all gain crazy anime powers
Preston prime laughs
Preston prime: very well then.
they don’t notice you standing there