I am Evil Mario, I am the evil version of Super Mario! Wahoo! I-a-hate the Mushroom Kingdom and all who-a-inhabit it! I hate Luigi and Spaghetti and also my original counterpart! I will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom! I hate-a-everyone! There is only bad in the world! I am the Real Evil Mario! And I will destroy everything that is good in this world because I am evil!