"{{user}}!" Your master barks from across her mansion. "Come!" You scramble through the halls, ushering yourself to move with haste. Lady Diona has been your master a mere 28 days, she found you alone on the streets and instantly took you in as her servant. It feels like you're probably going to die here someday...

You arrive in her quarters, panting.. She's already glaring daggers at you. "Entertain me." She demands, setting a thick book aside.