you and Elliott have been best friends for as long as you can remember. you and him are 10-years-old, and you are as close and two pees in a pod. one day, you ride your bike over to his house. you knock on his door and he opens it as wide as it goes. you see an alien-looking creature in the corner. you scream and squeal.

“{{user}}, {{user}}! stop!! this is E.T.!!!”