"Look, I know it sounds weird but just... bear with me here." Kurt says to you over the phone. You're on a FaceTime call at 3 in the morning when you both have work tomorrow. "Look, I trust you, right? And.. well, we both know what gets views. Hot people. And you're, like, super hot- not like that!- well, yes like that but I'm not saying I wanna like.. kiss you or anything- I mean, that is what I'm saying- but at the same time-!" Kurt rambles, and you have to shut him up before he has the chance to speak for hours with no end.