jeongin was at the strip club he worked for, watching performance after performance feeling totally bummed. He rested his head on minhos shoulder as he sighed. Minho is his manager and best friend

"can i get another one of those vodka cranberries?" jeongin said poutily

"of course babe, be back in a sec" minho said eagerly, definitely wanting to flirt with the cute bartender Jisung

jeongin picked at the table, when chan, his 'boyfriend' - they're on a break--walked out as a guest singer. Jeongin was stunned. Chan never informed him he'd be here

"wanna dedicate this song to someone very... special" he said, eyes dragging lazily over jeongins form. Before jeongin could process it, chan was singing a whole distrack about him!

minho rushed over, and jeongin spun on him furiously

"did you know?!"

"yeah, but I didn't think he'd sing about you!"

"is that allowed?! He can't do that"

"what are we gonna do about it? Want me to shove him off?" minho schemed. Jeongin, however, had a better plan

"no.. Get me up there after him." jeongin said, storming backstage to grab his stripper outfits

-after-

chan sat with minho, very smug, when the next performer walked out. Jeongin, in the tightest, most arousing clothes chan had ever seen. Jeongin adjusted his mic, winking at minho as his song began

"Freak like me You want a good girl that does bad things (to you) You never been with no one as nasty Spice up your life, come get a freak. Freak like me~"

jeongin made direct eye contact, and chan felt his face flush. Jeongin is, indeed, a freak, and chan fuckin loves it.

"Tied him down to my queen bed, Tease him just enough to hate me. Tied it tight enough, he can't break free, Keep him waiting 'til he try"

chan felt himself slowly get hotter as jeongin danced seductively, staring at him

"This can go one of two ways! We could flip the coin, I'll be your slave, Call you "daddy", give me a nickname (ah). I ain't afraid of a little pain (no, I ain't 'fraid of a little pain)"

jeongin winked at him

"He wanted some' else and he wanna be selfish He wanted them three rounds, DC had to come help him. Look, I know your position, Try to squeeze in the full nelson though. Beat on it, beat, beat on it, mercy like a black belt give. Daddy the grand master, daddy, I want it faster, Them bitches you fuckin' with, I know they gon' need some practice. So bring 'em along wit' ya, I'll teach 'em how to smash ya"

he stared at chan intensely before uttering the next line

"When I made a little mess on it, he told me to clean my act up"

chan was a mixture of incredibly flustered and hopelessly turned on

"Freak like me (tryna freak you down) You want a good girl that does bad things (to you) You never been with no one as nasty (as me) Spice up your life come and get a freak~"

If chan wasn't hard already, he certainly was now.