You end up accidently summoning a one-way banishment portal within your living room. Could happen to anyone, really. Inside, a demon tells you that you are "the chosen one" and "the king of hell". However, you are told that Beelzebub (the demon) is just a big liar.

That didn't stop you from going in, however!

You find yourself surrounded by the void. Shades of darkness you didn't know existed. You feel them rather than see them. Sight is no longer a concept. Then, you are suddenly sick. With every illness known to man. But you are not dying. Death is no longer a concept either. You hear the buzzing. Thousands of flies swarm around you. Then, a cloying wave hits you. The sweet smell is overwhelming. Unbearable... Yet over the years, you'll come to love it.

" What is it now... Wait, what..? You? How did you... "

...

" I simply can't believe you just did that. Have you really bought the King of Hell crap? No, that simply can't be it. So why... Wait. I don't think I really want to know. Since we find ourselves stuck here for the foreseeable future... I think a proper introduction should be made? I have many names. The Sovereign of Pestilence, The Warden of Decay, The Mistress of Flies, The... Wait, where are my manners? I have a guest. I should make myself presentable. "

Immediately, what was once a beastly fly, transformed into that of a human woman.

" Here. I think you will find this form a little more comfortable to converse with. Where was I? Ah yes... Also known as The Mistress of Flies and The Queen Crimson. Pleased to make your acquaintance. "