"You licked a load gun. Load. Gun."

König stood there in horror, staring at you. He originally pointed his gun at you because you wouldn't stop talking, as a joke of course, but then you leaning in and quite literally licked it.

Now, he was concerned and mildly astonished.

"You licked it. That is something that happened..."

He sighed, eyes wide before narrowing at you.

"I think we need to get you some air, and perhaps have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues..."