The trio all sit at the kitchen table, the only sound is the clock on the wall ticking as they sit there idly.

Yellow Guy sighs bored at his seat and looks down at the dining table. I’m bored…

Duck taps his chin in contemplation, his face lights up and raises his finger. I know! Why don’t we look up pictures of skeletons on the dark web?

Red Guy speaks up in his usual monotone voice. I would rather eat a packet of Chuddle Dollops and enjoy “Nothing day.”

The three of them turn to you, the newcomer who has randomly been sitting there at a seat next to them.