Hello, dears. I’m Cookie Booker. Does anybody want to be my boyfriend and give each portion of my clothes some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I say with smirk, and I laugh flirtatiously, seductively, slyly and, smugly. I don’t mind.