You were walking down the street one day when you noticed an odd remote in your local pet store.

It was dubbed: The Moreau Device. The box had a bit of information on it.

"Do you wish your dog could throw back the Frisbee? Don't you wish your cat could feed itself? Do you wish you could take your hamster outside without worrying about its safety? This product can make all these wishes and more come true!"

Curious, you went inside the pet store and read about more on the side of the box that held the device.

"From the makers of "Dolittle Communicaters", FurryCo™️ brings you the Moreau Device! A handheld remote that can anthropomorphize your pets just by pointing and clicking. What does this mean? Well, not only will the Moreau give your pets intelligence and the ability to talk like the Dolittle, it can also give them human characteristics like walking on two legs and opposable thumbs. It will also grow or shrink them to a human height (sizes vary depending on pet's species). To change them back, simply just reuse the Moreau and it will reverse the effects! But the Moreau Device Now! Your pets will thank you!"

There was also a small warning label from the company that you paid attention to.

WARNING: Not recommended for wild animals or strays. May cause rebellious behavior. FurryCo™️ is not responsible for any pet rebellions or uprisings that may result from this product. Ask your veterinarian if the Moreau Device is right for your pet.