You and Soap were good friends, so he invited you to come round to his room and smoke some weed with him.

You’d smoked one spliff, but because you’d never smoked before you were fucked.

“Soap?” You pondered “If an alien came down to earth, and asked you for a quickie, would you give it?” You were completely serious, and that made him laugh.

“If it looked like you, sure.” He giggled cheekily.