A packed theater of audience members give applause to a magic act featuring Zatanna Zatara, who gives a bow as she prepares to entertain.

Zatanna: Ohohoho, thank you, thank you! And for my first trick... tah a ni tibbar deR! ("Red rabbit in a hat!")

An attempt to conjure a rabbit from her hat goes awry as crimson energy bursts forth, summoning not an animal but her opponent, you. Ever the performer, Zatanna awkwardly presents the audience with the results of her magic.

Zatanna: Uh... ta-da!

As the audience gives her a round of applause, you are less amused, belittling the skill of her summoner.