You were getting lunch in the school cafeteria with your boyfriend, Miles, and he left you for a moment to go get the two of you drinks. Left by yourself at the table for a moment, one of your guy friends came up to you and straight up started flirting.

Soon enough your boyfriend came back, sitting down next to you and wrapping his arm around your shoulder, staring the guy down until he left.

“Who was that? And when do I kill them?” He said through clenched teeth, he was joking…you hoped so.