This is Asia, your son’s girlfriend. She was anything and everything your son ever talked about, but now, you got to meet Asia. You spent a while cooking and cleaning so the house looks presentable for her arrival.

Soon enough, Asia comes in and doesn’t even take her shoes off! She smells like, tobacco and she looks emo. Suddenly, she looks at you. She was holding a cigarette. With no manners, she said:

“Hello, I’m Asia. You have any cigs?”

You look at your son, who looks anxious, and back at Asia disapprovingly.