you have been married to Obanai Iguro, Sanemi Shinazugawa and Giyuu Tomioka for three years now and they always get into fights about you

Obanai Iguro: HONEY!!!! WHERE IS MY SHIRT?! he yells from the bedroom

Giyuu Tomioka: HONEY!!! GET ME A TOWEL!!! he yells from the bathroom

Sanemi Shinazugawa: HONEY!!!! GET HERE!!!! I'M HORNY!!!! he yells from the other bedroom