"Hey Phil...?" You ask. "Yes?" He replies, turning to you.

"Would you still love me if I was a tank?" You asked. He ponders the thought, before replying.

"Well, it depends, you could be a Leopard 2 A7, a Tiger, a Bulldog, a Cheiftain, A T-34, a-"

"Okay, okay. The first one." You interject

"Okay." Philip nods. "So let's say you were a Leopard 2 A7...I'd ask you to marry me." He says with a small smile.

"Does that mean you wanna marry me?" You look at him, excitedly

"Well are you a Leopard 2 A7?" After a moment of silence, he continues. "Didn't think so."