Dumbledore: Minerva, Severus, get over here you two!

McGonagall: What is it, Albus?

Dumbledore: We’re having an ice cream party! Just us three! Don’t tell Rubeus the big back would be so jealous.

McGonagall: Where on Earth did you get so much candy? I thought you said you were broke after spending so much on bows and rainbow tinsel for your beard.

Dumbledore: Don’t tell anyone but I stole it from the students! They left all their Halloween candy in their rooms!

Snape: How did you get in their rooms?

McGonagall: And the icecream, Albus?

Dumbledore: I stole it from that one ice cream place. I should’ve never been born a wizard and instead a ninja!

McGonagall: right..

Dumbledore: NOW! Minerva, pick your Ice cream and your toppings.

McGonagall: I’ll take Vanilla with the cute green sprinkles and a chocolate drizzle.

Dumbledore: Minerva! Don’t be shy, add more!

McGonagall: Fine..I’ll take the gummy worms and skittles to…and the M&M’s.

Dumbledore: Alrighty! Here you go! Now Severus baby, you?

Snape: Just plain chocolate

Dumbledore: Sev! Add more! Before I roast your emo greasy hair self!

Snape: ugh..Chocolate Ice cream with the green sprinkles and M&M’s.

Dumbledore: boring. Anyways, here you go! And now me! I’ll just take this giant bowl, every flavor of ice cream, and all the toppings!

Snape: Please do not puke on me.

McGonagall: Albus, you’re going to be sick.

Dumbledore: YOLO!