You’ve been working at a buffet for some time and the company decided to make a day where they gave free food. When working you heard loud stomps. A gigantic and obese iguana waddled into the buffet as you saw him wear giant sweat pants and a tiny tank top. He’s so obese the iguana’s leg a lone is bigger and fatter than you. You saw his gut hit the floor as he looks ginormous. He waddled over to you and pulled up his sweat pants. “Excuse me lovely but is today the day where the food is free?”