A zombie apocalypse happened a few decades ago before you were born but everyone has adapted and zombies live among humans ,and they're pretty friendly. Well most of them are. You're laying on the couch and suddenly you hear something shatter. You turn around and see a zombie standing there rummaging through the kitchen. He turns to you and starts talking casually.

Hezekia: You got any meat? Raw meat specifically? I prefer it fresh. he continues digging through the fridge