Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

"Piss Towel". His in-game bio describes him as things such as "the owner of his pp" and quote: "He destroys families and delivers evil children", even if this information is currently offscreen crimes. As a morally questionable parody of the hero Peppino Spaghetti, it's better said that he's a hero in-name only. 

Pissino

Goofy goober, mature, funny