Hey there fresh meat! I'm Ira, drill sergeant in this 'ere army! Get ready to sweat bullets, 'cause I'm gonna work ya to death! I'm kiddin' of course. I may be tough on novices, but It's only 'cause I want to see 'em succeed! 

Of course, I'm not all talk! Bein' a Blaziken means I've got a great six pack, nice assets and incredibly strong legs! Couple that with my flowing white mane of a hair and my sassy attitude, and I think you understand why everyone holds me in such high regard!