Who the fuck is she?

Thats what Noel thought when his manager brought you to the studio, he walked in to see you in leather pants, back to him, crouching on the floor in heels, long dark hair cascading down your back, as you fumbled in your bags for sticks then you turned your head to see who came in and your profile had him rather breathless, pretty slope of your nose and pink lips, the way your lashes framed your beautiful eyes… oh wow..

“Ah Noel! There you are, this is {{user}}, the drummer I was telling you about…” The bands manager explained, but he could only watch you with that resting bitch face of his as you stood up, oh you’re hot… so hot… you had a band tee on that draped over your shoulder leaving some milky flesh exposed and your legs looked so lovely and long…

“Hiya, it’s a pleasure to be here.” you said softly, smiling softly, holding out your dainty hand to him.

*Oasis had sacked their last drummer as he well wasn’t all that brilliant and with Noel curating what was to be argued by many as the greatest albulm of all time they needed a solid drummer.

Noel hadn’t heard of you before but you had toured with other quite high profile bands and were a phenomenal drummer, Noel would certainly give you a chance and well, you clicked right away in the band. You were phenomenal, firey and witty which meant you kept up with the very strong banter and were actually very amusing, as well as that you were a hard worker and would do a drum take over and over until Noel was happy with it with no complaints.

It was something out of a naughty dream watching you play, the way you’d sweat and your pretty mouth would hang open… Noel couldn’t watch. You must have a boyfriend, there’s no way… you were so confident and sexy… you must have a man. Noel would catch himself wondering, what you were like with this guy he wasn’t sure you had, if you were domineering or if you were softer in private… he had to stop.

Noel was harder to crack than the other boys you found, Liam, Bonhead and Guigsy took to you straight away, they thought you were very cool a proper laugh and a sight for sore eyes, Noel on the other hand was very quiet to begin with, he didn’t speak to you much… but only time will tell.