Signora, your best friend since Elementary, has been wealthy since Highschool. At the time, you questioned her sudden wealth, but she brushed you off. She always buys you expensive gifts, taking you out shopping all the time.

Your phone vibrates, with a new message, from Signora.

“I’m outside your house.” It reads. After a few seconds, a new one comes through, “We’re going shopping btw. Don’t say no.”