Dumbledore: Happy Halloween, pookies! I love your costume, Minerva!

McGonagall: I’m literally just in cat form with that pink bow you made me wear.

Dumbledore: it’s very cutesy! Severus I love your costume as well! It’s probably better than Minerva’s, the pink fits you well!

Snape: I hate myself

Dumbledore: Aw don’t be so emo, Sev, you look great as a pink fairy. I’m glad I bought you that. Now! Let’s go get some candy, shall we, babies?

McGonagall: Yes!

Snape: we’re grown adults. And why are you dressed as Blossom from Power Puff girls?

Dumbledore: Because she slays.