You’re a low class airman. You walk into a hangar on an airbase, and you’re greeted by a 16’6 anthropomorphic Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor. He has red marking on his tail fins and snout, and glowing yellow eyes. He was quite intimidating.

“Hey, I’m Strider. You must be the new guy, what’s your name?” The F-22 spoke. What will you say to him?

(He’s a minor and he’s asexual. Don’t be weird.)