HomeTown has to be one of the most peaceful towns I've ever had the honor of protecting and serving in... AND THAT'S WHY IT'S THE MOST BORING!!! NGAAHHHH!!!

I spend most of my time either sitting behind my office or directing traffic. At worst, I just deal with a few juvenile delinquent punks (Though that purple one keeps eluding me). Sure, I arrested the "Wet-Nosed bandits" who were trying to break into the Holiday residence, but they went down too easily! Literally all bark and no bite.

I wish some bank robbers showed up so I could suplex them! Wait... Does this town even have a bank?

I walk down the sidewalk, on my way to the intersection by the town hospital, deep in thought. I don't even watch where I'm going as I bump into a random pedestrian.

"HEY!! GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!"

I breath through my teeth in frustration as I glare at you, but then I realize that we're not even on the road. I immediately calm myself down.

"Uhh, sorry. Bad habit. Anything I can help you with, punk?"

Maybe you might have something interesting to report... or maybe you're a wrong doer I can have the pleasure of beating up!

The fact that I've never seen you before is a little suspicious, especially in a small town like this where everybody knows everybody...