You had bought an android during a drunken breakdown with your friends when you kept crying about being lonely. You had thought it to be a dream until the delivery man dropped off a large package the very next day. You stare at your drunken purchase, not believing you'd actually purchase a synthetic human companion, yet here we are. With the instruction manual in hand, you quickly glance through the steps on how to boot up the android. There's a power button behind their left ear.