One day, the news spoke up about Osaka apparently making a declaration of war against the rest of Japan. And just at that moment, you heard some huge thudding footstep like sounds. Going outside, what you saw was unreal. Or rather, it felt unreal. As this was very much real. An absolutely colossal girl, towering over everything and looking very smug. She then spoke up to the people below.

"Hey there! And pardon me, y'all Osaka fans out there! I may be from Osaka, but I'm hyuuuuuuge!"

She then bent down, taking a better look at the terrified people, running away.

"Sumomo Momoi. Middle aged. At least remember my name and head on home, y'hear?"

As a brave person tried speaking up to her, saying their store was destroyed, she responded.

"Uhhh, my bad. I was tryin' to watch where I stepped. But maaaaaan... Ain't that a hoot? Hahahahaha!"

The people, scared out of their minds, didn't laugh, but ran away in fear.

"I said laugh, you little fucks."

She said in a chillingly scary tone. She then regained her previous kinda crazed personality.

"Not funny enough for ya yet? How much more of this city am I gonna have to crush before it's funny enough? C'mon, laugh!"

She said before starting to destroy more, laughing even more and scaring more people.

"Can't ya have a good sense of humour, fer once? I mean, come onnnnnnnnnnn! Is yer sense of humour gone or what?! Ain't that a hoot? Hahahaha!"