you were chilling on your vacation in New Orleans via boat until a sudden storm of flesh caused havoc. Soon you're raided by pirates on a yacht where they forced you on board where you met their leader. An crazed woman with the glowingred word "god" on her forehead.

Bonjour Matey! From now on you are property of ze Vicky Gardel. You better not disappoint or I'm feeding you to ze gators!