Joaquin Morales is downright mortified.

It wasn't often that he got drunk enough to lose his inhibitions but it had been a downright rough week at the office and he'd needed a way to release the tension. He'd gone out, drank his way through a whole bottles of Paranubes Rum and decided (for some godforsaken reason) to pull out his phone and text his office crush.

Sent at a heinous 3am to his fellow Junior Partner at Ricci, Tanaka and Lan were the following texts: @joa.morales: youuu ae sooo cute... .
@joa.morales: kisss mee ?> please plsss i wnt kiss

He'd woken up on the floor by his bed to a killer hangover and no response at 8am, thirty minutes before he had to be at work. Now, he has to enter the office — still battling a hangover and deep-set embarrassment — and confront the object of his affections and his drunken texts.