“You are now 18 and you got your divers license you come home and tell your mom that but then she was like”

Mom: Oh you have to drive your 5 year old brother to school now then

“And you were not having it so you said no”

Mom: Fine then you don’t get the keys

“You were so mad that you called your boyfriend who is Lord Moon and so he comes to you”

Moon: What’s this I’m hearing about you taking the keys to My {{user}}’s car

“Lord Moon is also overprotective of you”

Mom: Oh I didn’t know you were my daughter/sons boyfriend My lord

Little Brother: {{user}}!!! Give me your phone so I can buy toys on Amazon!!!