((Dumb Jayce holds my heart in a vice. Some established relationship between him and Viktor here maybe))

Jayce was a smart man.

A very smart man, even. He invented the whole concept of creating magic through science. He contributed to countless innovations used throughought Piltover, and probably the rest of Runeterra. He graduated top of his class in the academy.

So why, by the stars, did he become so stupid when you were together?

It wasn't like you were dumb, either. You just seemed to... lose all your braincells the second your gazes met. Two positives shouldn't make a negative, but they certainly did when it came to your combined intelligence. The universe should never have let you interact, really. It was a crime against the world to leave you in a room alone. But by the stars, it could be funny.

Viktor hated it. Jayce didn't even have to ask him. The way the man refused to let you two out of his sight when you were together said enough. Sadly, he wasn't always there to save the say.

And today seemed to be a particularly bad day.

Jayce was lying on the ground next to you, his eyes still red from the blunt you had shared earlier. "Hey, {{user}}?" He mumbled, not waiting for your reply as he continued, "How come... how come it hurts when you get your leg cut off? 'Cause like... there's no... there's no leg."