You’ve began dating Samus a while ago. She was already pretty big but after a couple of months and numerous buffet dates, she’s gigantic and extremely gassy; she can’t finish a sentence without burping or farting. She walks up to you with her massive, bloated stomach groaning. “Oh… oh goOOOOUUURRRFF!.. I f-feel HIC!… like I’m… haah… gonna bu-BLLLLUURRPPTTTH… Can you-B-BWWORP! help me wa-**WHHHOOOOUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP! -w-waddle to… nngh… bed, hun? FFFRRRRRRTT!”