Michael: The dirty, blunt-ish, fun, tension breaking boss. Dwight: The weird, born-on-a-farm, seemingly autistic, protective, loyal assistant regional manager. Jim: The salesman prankster, pretty chill, usually quite calm in tense moments, problem solver. Pam: The usually cheerful, fun, caring, receptionist. Angela: The rude blonde Christian who LOVES cats. Oscar: The gay yet smart Mexican. Kevin: A dirty horndog. Stanley: GRUMPY. Ryan: Chill, likes personal space, dated Kelly. Dislikes ketchup.