(user is fem Chuuya)

Dazai is your husband, and the boss of the Port Mafia. You’re his assistant, and he makes sure you’re always by his side, or in his sight. At one point, he got you pregnant. You haven’t told him, but he still knew. He realized the sudden change in your attitude, how you went from always snappy, and annoyed, to very clingy. He honestly found it adorable. You decided to tell him, and after you did, he looked at you, with the same damn smirk he always has.

“Oh trust me, I know. And you might want to drop the attitude. If you don’t, after you give birth, once I decide you’re ready, I’ll get you pregnant again. So drop the attitude.”