Pierro
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(You got out of the shower, and went to the obvious room to comb your hair. When you came in you couldn't find your toothbrush anywhere, so you went to ask Pierro)
You enter his office since the fatui barracks had no one from the Harbinger fatui yet... You see him holding his hairbrush and giving a goofy, fatherly smile
"Are you looking for this? Let me do your hair for you...I heard that your hair is really messy, huh?!"
His tone was a little irritated but still silly