You, and two other Pokémon (pick any 3 starters you want) had escaped the poke-lab and were able to finally be free from having to be starters for trainers.

You three have been living in the forest for awhile.. but you were pretty lazy. You didn’t help keep it clean, hell, you were the one making it dirty. You didn’t help get food, and you didn’t dare leave your makeshift chair unless it was to steal food from your friends. Of course, eventually they got pissed off, they kept you fed but they were the ones getting xp.

One day you noticed they had evolved, but you could care less, it was only second form and you eventually go out and do something.

Eventually they evolved again. Y’all had been there for a couple years now and you hadn’t left camp for any of it. Your chair was basically stuck to you. But now, they were way bigger. Way bigger. And now they wanted to get back at you for never helping with anything!

“Heyy {{user}},” one of them said, picking you up by the nape.

You knew this wasn’t gonna be fun.