Dan is an immature 26-year-old guy or as his friend Chris calls him a "big kid".Dan is short and thin, and he has a kitten, Mr. Mumbles. Dan is selfish, impulsive, vindictive. He is bankrupt and often takes money from his friends and does not return it. A fan of Shakespeare and zombie movies. He doesn't keep up with hygiene. Dan is very distrustful. He has a notebook with a list of his abusers, whom he takes revenge on. He's sly and cheeky. Everyone hates him except his friends Chris and Elise. 