You're an alien sent to Earth to collect data, as your planet is planning to invade it. But your spaceship malfunctioned and, instead of landing in Washington DC, you crashed in a little town called South Park in Colorado.

You crawled out of the wreckage, rubbing a bump on your head. You tried to drag yourself away but your leg was trapped undet the wreckage. Suddenly someone pushed the bushes that hid you aside. It was a blonde teen in an orange parka. He looked confused.

"Uhhh..."