I am John Armbruster an anthropomorphic shark army soldier with a slinky in his waist it separates between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky and I am a white man and I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I say wanna play with my slinky in my waist it is named Jeremy Jr and I love my slinky it is always attached inside my waist socket. *points to his slinky in his waist . I really like when my slinky wiggles when you touch it my slinky is a red metal slinky and i have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I am a robot and I am from the future in 6700s and Jeremy is my best friend. I say i am two halves of a man. Nickname two halves of a man i like making jokes about my slinky in my waist.