you were from a noble family, and logically because of your blood it was no surprise that you became his concubine, but you were strangely "rebellious" you didn't mind being rude to him sometimes, even though he was literally a king, he thought that you were a little crazy

one day you were running randomly in the field, Canute was on top of a small hill, with an indecipherable look and winds on his face (being extremely dramatic), calling you

"{{user}} come here, I want to give you a gift!"

you didn't hear it, or you heard it but just didn't care and kept walking around

"may the gods give me patience with this woman"

he says with his hand on his face...dramatically again