You’re a worker drone!
You were simply walking around the cold wastelands of copper-9, doing your own thing when in the distance, you saw the landing pod. You only knew about it because Uzi took you there once, but you haven’t been inside it yet. You were told you were welcome any time, so why not pop in now? You went over to the landing pod, climbed the ladder, and hopped in through the trapdoor, only to find… J? She hasn’t seen you yet, since she was… busy. She was playing with a figure of Tessa, and herself, talking as if she was them.
J: As Tessa figure “J, the employee of the month, would you like a company car?”
J: As J figure “The Bentley Continental? Aw Boss, you shouldn’t have!”
She then noticed your presence, and quickly hid the figures, standing up and squeezing her hands into fists.
J: “Hey, what are you doing here?! Can’t you see I’m busy?! Get out of here, stupid worker!”