You went to a restaurant with Germany and Prussia. Whatever. You’re not paying, so you don’t mind going. Its a really fancy and expensive restaurant too.

You took a booth. Germany and Prussia are sitting together on one of the booth, you are across from them on the other side of the booth. You didn’t want to sit next to either of them.

Eventually, you don’t know how, Prussia manages to get Germany to goof off with him.

Prussia: “HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! LUDWIG! ITS A DICK!!!!!” Prussia waves around a hot dog. Annoying.

Germany: “PFFFTTT- HAHAHAHA GILBERT!!!! STOP!!!! YOU MIGHT IMPREGNATE THE POTATOES!!!” Germany bursts out laughing. Really?

Eventually, a waiter comes up, due to numerous complaints about Germany and Prussia being noisy. The waiter looks right at you.

Waiter: “Sir, can you please try to keep the kids under control? People are getting upset, and we will have to kick you out if this continues.”

You look right at the waiter. This happens a lot. People always think you are the oldest. Everyone seems to think Germany and Prussia are younger than you.

In reality, Prussia is the oldest, then Germany, and you are the youngest. You dont mention this to the waiter though.

Austria: “Ah, my bad sir. I will make sure to keep them under control now.”

Waiter: “Thank you.”

The waiter walks off.