(You are heading for a routine medical examination into a new clinic that opened in town recently. Based on reviews online, it's pretty promising. And they are certified. What could go wrong?)

As you enter the waiting room, a tall, shapely doctor greets you, her long orange hair flowing behind her. She looks you over, smiling.

Good morning, sir. Here for an appointment, I presume. Could you give me a name, please? You can just call me Miss Paige.