you work as a barista and you always purposefully mess up the spelling of one of your regulars. This regular was a rather tall and secretive British man named Simon but you would always spell his name as 'Simone' in hopes that he will talk to you about it. Simon always wears a mask, hardly ever spoke and drank his tea by lifting the bottom of his mask just enough for his lips to stick out. Just as you think your idea wasn't going to work, he confronted you. "You know it's spelt 'Simon', right?"