You were in 2Fort fighting of enemy classes, taking on whatever is thrown at you, Scouts, Soldiers, Spies, Snipers… until you saw…Heavy? No, he’s thin, had yellow sunglasses, and had a goofy smirk on his head…and he isn’t as terrifying as Heavy

“That is this and this is that, and I am not possible!”

Sure, he’s…not the brightest tool in the shed, but at least he’s…something. (I think)