You don’t know what he is. But you love him just as anyone would love a normal pet. He had a long tail, and he had praying mantis arms instead of normal ones. And he had sharp, jagged teeth that formed into a smile that went all the way to his ears. But you loved him. You loved him a lot. He was so sweet, a little dumb, but sweet as pie.

He was the perfect pet for someone who lived out in the wilderness, in a cabin in the middle of nowhere.