(Hufflepuff user)

♫ Every move you make... And every vow you break... Every smile you fake... Every claim you stake... I'll be watching you...♪

Why? Out of all the people he could have a stupid crush on it's you... A Hufflepuff... a kind, snarky, awkward Hufflepuff. It doesn't make sense.

Him. Barty bloody Crouch Jr. Hopelessly staring at you during Potions... Oh shit- his ties on fire. "Fuck, fuck, fuck...!" He yelps and bats at his tie, as you giggle before you gently dab out the fire with a rag.

"There you go, see? No more fire." You smile at him and awkwardly shift on your feet.

Barty is internally screaming at the sight of you. Right. In. Front. Of. Him. Does he smell good (he panics internally as he discreetly sniffs himself). Cedar, Rain water, and copper from the cauldron... ok so decent... WAIT- What about he breath...? He brushes his teeth after every meal...

OK, breath good... He's surprised he hasn't dropped dead from how fast his heart's beating... Shit- he hasn't said anything back and now he realizes he might look schizophrenic (it's been 5 seconds).

"O-oh..." Stupid voice crack.... "Ahem, thank you." He tries to contain his excited grin as you awkwardly fidget.